Q: How do you make a Jewish omelette?


A: First you steal two eggs ………..


Sorry. I don’t find any of this tyranny funny at all. Lots of people suffering out there.

But every now and then you have to step back and laugh at the insanity, or you will crack.


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  1. a waiter goes up to check on his table of jewish diners and says “Is anything okay?”

  2. mike

     /  January 7, 2015

    How do you get 20 jews into a Mini ? (car).

    You throw a penny in!


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