We apologize for the interruption to your normal TV scheduling – but we have an urgent Newsflash.
We have some breaking news coming from direct from outside number 10 Downing Street brought to you by our scruffy reporter Digger.
URGENT NEWS!! ~ URGENT NEWS!! ~ URGENT NEWS!!
Well, to cut to the chase – this is how it is …..
- JFK was not assassinated by John Harvey Oswold, but by the Jewish mafia
- 9/11, London 7/7 and the Madrid bombings were carried out by zionist Jews and the Muslims were the scapegoats
- Cancer is TOTALLY curable through marijuana resin and quality nutrition
- The reason the economy is collapsing is because of the organised Jewish banking system known as usury, which is designed to collapse as it is debt-based. Your money is backed up with absolutely nothing.
- Both world wars were instigated, funded and orchestrated by the criminal Jews
- Vaccines are not to protect you, but designed to slowly kill you
- Global warming is a fable and ties in with a global Jewish conspiracy outlined in their Agenda 21 eugenics document to destroy 90% of non-Jews in the world
- Man never went to the moon
- Up to 147 million non-Jews were butchered by supremacist Jews in Russia under the mask of communism
- Hitler was actually the main hero of the second world war
- The only terrorist as such are not Al-Quida, the Taliban and insurgent rebels – but in fact elite, criminal Jews. They are behind all these wars.
- Ohh, and the Jewish holocaust was a complete and utter fraud
So, it turns out the Jews are not the eternal victims and God’s favorites after all. Yes, you’ve all been had.
Essentially this means you lot have all been lied to your entire lives. And this means that your academia, politicians, banks, media sources have all systematically deceived you, in order to fleece and murder you.
For further information on these facts, we urge our viewers to switch off this Jewish mind control programming immediately and go on line and start reading The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion and begin to critically think for the first time in your life.
And for all you idiots who CHOOSE to remain dumbed-down comatised sheople – we now return to the ball game.
Reporting for the BBC here in London