War on Terra

Ladies and Gentlemen, members of the committee, we are joined here today in commiseration of the eleventh anniversary of one of the most profound dates in American and world history. 

When the second best nation on this planet was attacked by 19 Muslims. 19 fundamentalist Islamic terrorists, simply armed with box cutters who hijacked planes and flew them into the twin towers in New York.

 

Not only were these scum terrorists, but they were Muslim terrorists – let us not forget this fact.

 

 

Muslim terrorist hell bent on destroying the great freedoms we have in this free and democratic state. They were prepared to murder just because they were jealous of our freedoms.

 

Not only were they jealous freedom-destroying Muslim terrorists, but they were also anti-semitic Muslims.

 

Rapturous enthusiastic applaud from the sell out traitors in the audience 

 

Yes ladies and gentlemen – filthy anti-semitic jealous freedom-destroying Islamic terrorist Muslims hell bend on destroying our world.

 

Never again – never again is this fine God-loving nation going to tolerate this form of attack. Thankfully due to our paid-off homeland security we have now installed surveillance and monitoring security systems into every aspect of your lives – for your protection. To maintain your freedoms.

 

Thankfully no more underpants bombers can get through our systems. As I for one am not going to allow any filthy dirty anti-semitic evil jealous freedom-destroying Islamic terrorist Muslim to get into my underpants. Not of course unless I want them to.

 

No here at AIPAC we not only will not tolerate Islamic terrorists, but any of those sick depraved dissidents and pesky nut job conspiracy theorists.

 

We have measures in place to deal with these unpatriotic imbalanced mentally disturbed scum. We have the chemicals, we have the monitoring, we have the technology, we have resources and of course we have the predator drones (big smile).

 

More spontaneous applaud from the sycophantic lackeys 

 

Yes fellow members, we here at AIPAC commemorate this day in full respect of the American lives lost on September 11th 2001. And we thank Moloch that there were hardly any Chosen ones who just by chance didn’t go into work that day.

 

We also give praise to lucifer that we just happen to find one of the passports in all the rubble of one of those filthy dirty anti-semitic evil jealous freedom-destroying Islamic terrorist Muslims.

 

We give praise to satan that the falsely accused dancing mossad agents disguised as filthy Arabs were able to return safely back to the only democracy in the Middle East.

 

And we give praise to the devil that we could rely on our trusty kosher media to report this tragic event in the way they know best (smarmy smile).

 

 

So with all this in mind and the ever-present threat of more wars, this time in the form of Iranian dirty anti-semitic evil jealous freedom-destroying Islamic terrorist Muslims; we have to be vigilant.

 

Israel has to be defensive, never again shall the chosen tribe fall victim to a mad dictatorship. Iran and the world must understand that America being it’s steadfast hound dog will yet again do it’s dirty deeds on behalf of it’s masters.

 

I can assure the American people; I for one will stand back and watch yet again whilst dumbed-down ignorant brave patriots sacrifice their lives on behalf of Moloch.

 

I your loyal schwartza Chabad-goy will do my utmost to sell my soul on behalf of satan and his chosen children.

 

Hail the New World Order, hail lucifer.

 

More rapturous applaud and standing ovation. 

Please note

This post is not to trivialise the millions of deaths due to this catalytic event. Humour can be used as one of our weapons of armament. 

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9 Comments

  1. bostonblah

     /  September 12, 2012

    i dont know who has the more phony voice inflection obama or clinton

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  2. Thank you Mark Glenn for some much needed humor here on the Truth Trail…we very much appreciate it….shared on FB!! giggled all the way through, with a few loud gaffaws!

    Keep up the Fire!
    Pete

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  3. Matthew/Boston

     /  September 12, 2012

    Praise be to Digger for seeing the light! Yes, Digger’s soul has been saved. Hallelujah! Digger has cast aside his vanity and come to see the natural order of life. We are here to serve the Jew. Hallelujah! Now, pay no heed to those critics of Israel. Their thoughts are directed by Satan. They’re only using white phosphorus to defend themselves. Every god-fearing American knows Israel and the Jews can do no wrong, and all patriotic Americans support AIPAC. Hallelujah!

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  4. Well Digger the media war goes on, I’d rather cry for the dead so let us laugh at the ignorance.
    The Jew media has done a number on Muslims for sure.

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  5. “They’re only using white phosphorus to defend themselves.” LOL Mathew/Boston

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  6. Ingrid B

     /  September 13, 2012

    I agree, if you can`t P them off by ignoring them, then P them off by making them look foolish, of course, they make that easy..

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  7. le

     /  October 5, 2012

    This can be very depressing …thanks for the sarcastic humour . NOW HOW DO WE REGAIN CONTROL OF GOD / OUR COUNTRY … PLANET .

    WHAT IF MORE CHURCHES STARTED PREACHING GNOSTIC CHRISTIANITY … IT WOULD SEEM TO MAKE MORE SENSE AND GET RID OF LOT OF APOLOGIZING FOR THIS AND THAT OF THE OT … AND CHRISTIANS COULD STILL HAVE THEIR JESUS SO THEY WON’T HAVE TO MOVE TO FAR OUT OF COMFORT ZONES .

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    • Hello le,

      Welcome to DFT.

      That was a big question – will we ever answer this??

      Thank you for contributing.

      Digger

      Reply
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