In flight talk


A plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual distrust.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,



“I don’t like Chinese.”



“No rike Chinese?” asks the co-pilot, “why so?”



“You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that’s why!”



“No, no”, the co-pilot protests, “Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.”



“Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese . . . . doesn’t matter, you’re all alike!”



There’s a few minutes of silence.



“I no rike Jews!” the co-pilot suddenly announces.



“Oh yeah, why not?” asks the captain.



“Jews sink Titanic!” says the co-pilot.



“What? – You’re insane! Jews didn’t sink the Titanic!” exclaims the captain, “It was an iceberg!”




“Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , . . no mattah . . . you all da fucky same!”



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