Car crash miracle

 

Rabbi Hepstein and Father Gerry are involved in a car accident and it’s a bad one. Both cars are crushed but amazingly neither of the holy men are hurt.  

 

 

After they crawl out of their cars, rabbi Hepstein spots the priest’s dog collar and says, “Just look at our cars – there’s nothing left, but we’re unhurt. You’re a priest and I’m a rabbi, so it must be a sign from God. He must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days.”

 

 

Father Gerry replies, “I agree with you completely. This truly must be a sign from God.”

 

 

Rabbi Hepstein then says, “Look – here’s another miracle. Although my car is wrecked, this bottle of wine didn’t break. God must want us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”

 

 

He hands the bottle of wine to the priest. Father Gerry took a few big swigs and passes the bottle back to the rabbi who continues to keep putting the cork back and handing it back to the priest. Father Gerry eventually asks, “Aren’t you having any wine?”

 

 

“No. I think I’ll just wait for the police,” says rabbi Hepstein.

 

 

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