Fagin’s antics

 

Young Fagin Finklelstein is dating a Catholic girl. “I’m sorry I could not see you last night,” she says “but I had to go to confession.”

 

 

“I hope you don’t tell the old priest all about the things we do when your parents are out,” says Fagan.

 

 

“Sure, I do,” she says. “But don’t worry. I just slip Father Murphy ten bucks and he makes things okay for me.”

 

 

The next evening the young Fagin arrives at the Catholic church to see the priest.

 

 

“Aha,” says Father Murphy . “I suppose you have come for confession, my son.”

 

 

Not at all, Father,” says Fagin. “I have come for my commission.”    

 

 

~ Osho

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